Gabe Saporta
Sup Buzznet posse, your local growlarex here, Eddysaurus, and I'm currently at the Cobra Starship "Sassy Back Tour," in St. Louis, and I just want…
blogUndead:
Sup hooligans,
Eddysaurus here, lets just set the record straight that the hype (two years ago may I remind you) that Hollywood Undead created is TOTALLY…
Perspective
So my last post was forever ago, and I can't believe I don't write on here more than I do considering I had a pretty…
A Kiss Won't Make This Better
Dudes and dudettes,
I'm 24 and sitting in class at college. You think education isn't important? You think a college degree isn't that big of a…
METRO STATIONNNN interview!
Hey hey gang,
It's Eddysaurus reporting to you LIVE from the road with my new broseph's, METRO STATION! We're currently out with Motion City Soundtrack right…
I've Made A Big Big Mess.
Alright, so just we can get the Saturday Morning TV Special out of the way, kids who are in HS, and kids who are in…
Remember when:
- you were the "uncool" kid because you listened to Fall Out Boy?
- you could buy gas for $1.21 a gallon?
- the word "dickhead" wasn't…
Wanted: A Friendly Piece Of Advice
Check it out.
Relationships scare me. Even when I'm happy, I'm scared.
And tonight I think I discovered why.
I was dumped by my first girlfriend ever my…
picHey America, welcome to the Midwest...
...run for your fucking life! I'm in Rockville, Indiana, and I want to point out two things: one, this town has the 2nd highest population…
Superman that ho?
How does one exactly "Superman" that "ho?"
Granted I know a lot of random ass shit, but I must be so caucasian that I'm unaware of…
What if you never had children?
I'm afraid I'll never have kids.
I had a health issue as a child that could cause it.
And I seem to lose girlfriends as fast as…
I kind of feel bad for Britney Spears.
I know I shouldnt feel bad for her as a mother, because I don't, but as a person, I feel really really bad for her.
Could…
I kind of feel bad for Britney Spears.
I know I shouldnt feel bad for her as a mother, because I don't, but as a person, I feel really really bad for her.
Could…
pickeeping C-R-U-N-K in the USA
So I'm back home and I'm out with some old friends and we're "getting down."
Who still plays P-Diddy like its a GOOD thing ?!?!?!?!?!
Story of my Life:
While moving back to Illinois today/tonight, I've encountered a flat fucking tire. Normally I could put a donut on it and get to a repair…
